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'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'
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'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'
At Lego corporate headquarters.
'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'
'Man, these ruins are spectacular!' 'Heya that'sa my house... I built it myself!'
Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'
"O.K., now put Tab A into Slot B."
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'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'
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As orthodontist Phil Glomley progressed with each patient, his assistant would add a proportional amount to the model of his beach house.
The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV
"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
Tags:praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymen
'Imbeciles! I wanted you to build a Great Wall of China!'
'I know I said you are using the wrong mortar, but!...'
"The sat-nav said this was where the pub was...I wonder how long it will take them to build it?"
Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.
Why do we always have to build the same dam thing?"
"Sorry God but the wife has doing a cabinet."
Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.
'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'
'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'
'Your table is almost ready.'
Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts under construction.
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"They send me in after the works done to handle any complaints."
'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'