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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
"Have you got that in bulletproof?"
'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'
Rhonda lands a lucrative government contact when it's discovered that her holiday fruitcakes are bullet-proof.
"Now kids, you be safe at school today. You, too, at work, honey!"
School supplies shopping list....kevlar.
'Is it bullet-proof?'
School Supplies: Big Sale - 50% Off On Bullet Proof Vests.
'Tell me the truth - Does this bullet-proof vest make me look fat?'
'Does my bum look big in this?'
"Bye Honey, just taking Junior to school."
'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'
"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."
"Happy thirteenth birthday son."
Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly
Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest
'....and there's our no-quibble guarantee - if it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money.'
Boy with bullet proof jacket - "I'd never send him to school without a vest."
Woman police officer in body armour with breasts