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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
"It's all right. I was granted immunity."
"Have you got that in bulletproof?"
'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'
"You sure this is bulletproof?"
Rhonda lands a lucrative government contact when it's discovered that her holiday fruitcakes are bullet-proof.
'Save your ammo, Lou. They're wearing flak jackets.'
Journalists in Dangerous Areas
"In a few hours I've got a review with the boss. Now I'm going to get my good suit out of the laundry. You know, the fire-resistant and bulletproof suit."
'Today's sermon is on violence and security...'
'....and there's our no-quibble guarantee - if it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money.'