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"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."
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"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, god, gods, mornings, target, targets, bulls-eye, bulls-eyes, bullseye, bullseyes, bulls eye, bulls eyes, dart, darts, injury, injuries, hurt, pain, painful, ache, aches, aching, hurting, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, random pains, random aches, health, fitness
'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'
"Oh, this? Crazy story..."
Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King
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'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'
'Oww, right in my eye! Someone call the cops! Wait, why are you high fiving that monster?!'
To help liven up one of the more mundane aspects of baby care, the Kellermans devised projectile-burping target shooting.
Evolution has not been kind to me.
When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.
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'So, how was your day at work, dear?'
A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.
'Is this the first time he's got 180?'
'You've hit the bull.'
'Now that should make it a lot easier.'
'Now that should make it a bit easier.'
'The fringe will county fifty points and the bald spot a hundred, ok?'
Landing on the Bullseye.
'Two ounces of bullseyes and can I use my credit card?'
The wife made it. Why?
I don't like the looks of this.
101 uses of a dead cat: darts