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Corn and Bunion plants.
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
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Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers.
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'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'
"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."
The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994
Tags:middle age, middle-aged, age, ageing, mid-life, mid life, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, woodstock, wood stock, festival, festivals, music festival, music festivals, festivals, music, musical, musicians, musician, medic, medics, growing old, growing older, older, beta-blocker, beta blocker, beta-blockers, beta-blockers, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prozac, prozacs, baby boomer, baby-boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomers, bunion, bunions
"Your contents have shifted."
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"I happen to be a doctor of music,madam."
Board Games For People Your Age. . .
"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."
"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."
Tags:foot, feet, podiatrists, foot specialist, foot specialists, consultant, consultants, foot doctor, foot doctors, high heel, high-heel, high-heels, high heels, stiletto, stilettos, shoe, shoes, podiatry, podiatrist, knot, knots, bunion, callous, wart, blister, consultation, surgery, appointment, specialist, fashion, heel, heels, shoe, shoes
'Do me a favour, your bunions alone are size nine.'
I didn't realise you sold shoes!
You've sold me two left shoes.
Chiropodist examines client's foot whilst wearing a clothes peg on his nose.
"No, I didn't say 'bunions'...I said you had onions!"
"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."