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"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."
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"I'll take the bottom bunk."
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"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."
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"Would a little cuddling kill you?"
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"She always gets the upper bunk."
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Bunk Bed Prisoners
"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."
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'So, which one of you sleeps in the top bunk?'
"And Dwayne, how do you feel about being on the bottom?"
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"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"
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'Oh no! The monster under my bed is MY brother!'
Add Your Own Caption Week #218
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"We should have taken the cubicles."
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'Steven, think back to when you were 9 and tell me how you felt when your big brother intentionally stepped on your face to get to the upper bunk.'
In a ranch bunk house a mystic sleeps on a bunk bed of barbed wire.
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Monster under the bed (in lower bunk).
'Uh, dad - you might want to check the measurements again.'
"To be honest, I was little nervous when you insisted on being the one on top."
"All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman goes on the bottom. For years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
Time for bed
'Don't let the bed bugs bite...Or the pillow goblins bore into your eyes and suck out your brains...'
'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'
Mother nailing child into bunk bed.
"Yes that's right, I specialise in twins."