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'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'
'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'
"Well this is me."
"I can defend this hill for another hour, but then I really need to get to the gym."
Tags:bunker, bunkers, soldier, soldiers, gym, gyms, priority, priorities, military, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, workout routine, workout routines, exercise routine, exercise routines, physical fitness, gym rat, gym rats, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addictive, addicting, fit, fitness
'Hole in one!!!!'
"I'll take the bottom bunk."
Tags:military, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, war, wars, warfare, bunker, bunkers, trench, trenches, furniture, bunk bed, bunk beds, bed, beds, bunk, bunks, top bunk, bottom bunk, safe, safety, danger, dangerous, risky, unsafe, protection, protected, covered, unprotected, exposed, shooting, gunfire, gun, guns, weapon, weapons
'When he started this shot, that wasn't a sand trap... it was just a divot.'
"If I don't make it out of here alive, please send my sweetheart this picture of my crotch."
Tags:selfie, selfies, text, texts, texting, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photographing, photography, bunker, bunkers, trench warfare, soldier, soldiers, fighter, fighters, fighting, army, armies, military man, military men, letter home, letters home, letter, sweetheart, sweethearts, modern life, modern times, rude picture, rude pictures, anthony weiner, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals
"This is the hole that separates the women from the girls."
Tags:word play, word-play, play on words, lingo, slang, jargon, jargons, golf, golfing, masculine, masculinity, golf course, hole, holes, tee, tees, bunker, bunkers, water, water hazard, reverse, reversed, reversal, reversals, inverted, invert, subvert, subverted, subverting, subverts, leisure, women, woman, girl, girlgang, girl gang
'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'
Practice Putting in the Sand Pit
'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'
'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'
"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."
Tags:armageddon, book of revelation, revelation, bible, religion, religions, religious, end of the world, apocalypse, bunker, bunkers, doomsday, underground, doomsday prepper, doomsday prepper, survivalism, survivalist, survivalists, breakdown of society, canned food, canned foods, hungry, fail, failed
"We really need to start thinking about the future."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship talk, relationships talks, we need to talk, futre, the future, discussing the future, discuss the future, family, families, committed relationship, committed relationships, preparing, prepare, prepper, preppers, prepping, bunker, bunkers, post apocalypse, post apocalyptic, doomsday, armageddon, end of the world, end of society
"It started as a sand trap and then, well, this..."
Tags:golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, sand trap, sand traps, sand dune, sand dunes, dune, dunes, trap, traps, out of control, out of hand, strand, strands, stranded, desert, deserts, vast desert, vast deserts, deserted, golf hazard, golf hazards, hazard, hazards, bunker, bunkers, bunker shot, bunker shots
Oil tanker and refinery.
'Who took the rake?'
Tags:dinosaur, dino, dinos, dinosaurs, prehistory, paleontologist, paleontologists, fossil, fossils, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, footprint, footprints, sandbox, sand trap, sand traps, sand-trap, sand-traps, prehistoric, paleontology, fossilised, gargantuan, enormous, foot print, unaware, bigger picture, golfing, sand trap, sand bank, bunker
'That book is the real hazard!'
Golfer sees three camels going across a bunker.
'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'
'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'
"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."
Tags:prep, preppers, prepper, doomsday, doom, bunker, bunkers, bunker soldiers, gun, guns, politics, politic, political, antisocial, anti, anti-social, anti-government, antigovernment, government, govern, second amendment, amendment, resist, resistance, views, view, opinion, opinions, debate, debates, discuss, discussion