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NHS development plan: "We're planning on filling in the details later,"
"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"
"Did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."
"The company lacks leadership, we need to think about the possibility of setting up a policy group to look at the option of a sub-committee to prepare a discussion paper on the problem."
"We want you to be more creative...more imaginative in your work...and this is how we want you to do it!"
"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureacracy."
"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."
'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'
Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work... We'll need LOTS more staff... And personnel will need extra support with recruitment.
"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."
"...In the long run, we'd like patients to see an accounts clerk, nurse, and resource manager before they get anywhere near the doctor..."
"And finally doctor, can you think of any areas where spending could be cut without damaging patiet care?"
Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.
'Actually, I'm a middleman.'
'You forgot the form number? No problem- Just fill out this form number request form.'
Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!
Personally I'm all in favour of extra layers of expensive bureaucracy!
There, that should be better... Government makes (another) attempt to reduce bureaucracy for GPs.
Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...
Danger! Bureaucratic Quicksand.
'Attention, all department heads! The buck stops there. I've had it!'
See district directors/refer to supervisors/apply to assistant managers/inquire of clerks/members of bureacracy demand higher wages.
Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.
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