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"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"
"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."
"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."
Civil & Uncivil Servants.
"...In the long run, we'd like patients to see an accounts clerk, nurse, and resource manager before they get anywhere near the doctor..."
Department of Bureaucracy - Song and Dance.
'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'
Personally I'm all in favour of extra layers of expensive bureaucracy!
Great news...The paperwork was in order after all!
'Look, he's wrapped in red tape. we've discovered the first bureaucrat.'
Bureaucrat on desert isle: 'First, I need three contingency plans...'
Danger! Bureaucratic Quicksand.
Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...
'A military coup I could live with, but that was a bunch of bureaucrats!'
'Sire! -- the Huns are defeating your army!' 'Don't worry -- I have my bureaucracy in reserve!'
"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."
The 'generous' capitalist fat cat.
Napoleon's Army of Men at Desks