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Department of Town Planning.
'Outcomes...normally we just measure the height of the files.'
Government 101 - Do not walk.
'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'
'According to the hospitals new electronic patients records system he's pregnant.'
'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'
'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'
'But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring.'
'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'
Maze of Legalities: Do not enter without an attorney.
'Before you're released, would you mind taking our exit survey?'
'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
'I have to hang up. I only have an hour to get these reports done.'
"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."
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'The NHS is completely 'patient focussed'...and we have the paperwork to prove it.'
'...the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."
'The assistant to the physician's assistant will see you now.'
'How sweet, they're playing 'Doctors and Nurses.''
'This is Madame Muggins, she's in charge of budget allocation.'
Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.
'The man who manages the man who manages the man who manages the man who manages the worker.'
'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was client care?'
'Right so we're agreed then, no one ever reads these reports so there's no point writing them anymore...and while we're at it we can stop filling out these forms, they're a waste of time.'
'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'