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The intricate mechanics of government: Public entrance and Lobbyist entrance.
Department of Town Planning.
'Outcomes...normally we just measure the height of the files.'
Government 101 - Do not walk.
'It's important to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual number 78/yh5-fg34c.'
'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'
The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept the people who'll fit in!'
'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'
'It's an organ rejection form letter!'
'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'
'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'
'But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring.'
"Make a note, Henderson: 'May 4, 9:02 a.m. Unauthorized plant life again growing at random on lawn outside main entrance corporate headquarters. Spoiling symmetry and tranquility. Breeding confusion. Have said plants removed and incinerated soonest. Eyes only.' Original to Maintenance copies to Accounting and Security. And this time, Henderson, let's not have any leaks to the damn secretarial pool."
"When you're finished here, Spencer, we'll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project."
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'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
'Before you're released, would you mind taking our exit survey?'
Stress on GPs
"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."
'I have to hang up. I only have an hour to get these reports done.'
'This is nurse Rochester, if there's anything worrying you she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly.'
Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'
'The NHS is completely 'patient focussed'...and we have the paperwork to prove it.'
'...the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
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"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."