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The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept the people who'll fit in!'
'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'
'But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring.'
Welcome to Insuranceville
"We just need to cut through all the pesky government red tape."
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"Make a note, Henderson: 'May 4, 9:02 a.m. Unauthorized plant life again growing at random on lawn outside main entrance corporate headquarters. Spoiling symmetry and tranquility. Breeding confusion. Have said plants removed and incinerated soonest. Eyes only.' Original to Maintenance copies to Accounting and Security. And this time, Henderson, let's not have any leaks to the damn secretarial pool."
"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."
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Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.
'I'm afraid we've lost all your records but a focus group we consulted was 49% in favour of you being pregnant.'
'Where would we be without the right documentation?'
"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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"Let's derail this! So use passive voice, express vague concerns, and call for a follow-on working group."
'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'
"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"
'Having undertaken a lengthy and comprehensive review of the issues surrounding the lack of progress in implementing the policy in question...'
Skills and experience held back by bureaucracy and protocols.
NHS development plan: "We're planning on filling in the details later,"
"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"
It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.
DMV - Enter Here
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'We are losing him...I need more meaningless targets NOW!'
"We WANT you to take power over your work...And THIS is how we want you to do it!"