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"Legal size that meal."
"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."
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Lucinda suspected she had overdressed for her date, even though the bun had sesame seeds.
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'That's two doggie bags and one bucket of fries to go.'
"I'll have the healthy meal, supersized, with a hot fudge sundae and a diet cola."
Fast Food Ordering Confusion
Man finds a rat in his hamburger
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"The triple burger with extra burger comes with a free angioplasty."
"The best part about robbing a McDonnel's is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag."
REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.
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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"Oh man, they put a ketchup security pack in the bag!"
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'I'll take a double with cheese and tons of extra pickle.'
"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."
'Hardy I see no chips!'
"I never saw such overweight mice before."
'You want to supersize that?'
"...and how overweight were those mice?"
'Look at the Doris! You wouldn't get that choice in Spain or Italy.'
Really Fast Food
Vincent has a sudden bout of dayjob vu.