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"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."
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Lucinda suspected she had overdressed for her date, even though the bun had sesame seeds.
Man finds a rat in his hamburger
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"The triple burger with extra burger comes with a free angioplasty."
"The best part about robbing a McDonnel's is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag."
REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.
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"Oh man, they put a ketchup security pack in the bag!"
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'I'll take a double with cheese and tons of extra pickle.'
"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."
'Hardy I see no chips!'
'You want to supersize that?'
"I never saw such overweight mice before."
"...and how overweight were those mice?"
'Look at the Doris! You wouldn't get that choice in Spain or Italy.'
Really Fast Food
Vincent has a sudden bout of dayjob vu.
'I'll just have a cholesterol test and a dozen headache pills to go.'
The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.
'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'
"Did you want a legal opinion with that?"
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'No, the Harlem Shake isn't on our value menu..'
"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."
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Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'