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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."
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Incredibly Inexpensive Security Systems' advertise 'Pretty Good Set Ups. 1/2 the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional break-ins.
'Broken into? Didn't you lock the door?'
"Don't take it personally."
The Hansons' decision to buy an attack spider finally paid off.
'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'
The car alarm snooze button.
'If even one speck of dirt touches the grid, the entire house is locked down for 72 hours. Pretty cool, huh?'
'Don't worry, our security system is impeccable.'
"Good evening sir. Could I interest you in one of our latest security devices?"
"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"
'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'
Man installing a burglar alarm,
Joke Shop - "Have you got any false alarms?"
'Have you remembered to set the burglar alarm?'
'I used to be a burglar before I got this job selling security alarms.'
'A home space weapons system? Wouldn't a burglar alarm suffice, dear?'
"It's an alarm sensor. It barks like a dog when someone's at the door."
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'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'
'Sir, that's the burglar alarm.'
'Have we made a real effort to know the neighbors?'
'Use it as an end table or, if you want, fold it out to be a fully functional anti-aircraft gun.'
Last Sequence Activated.
'We just wanted to let you know that the US military is protecting your home.'