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"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"
Tags:can opener, can openers, can, cans, pet, pets, cat, cats, hungry, dinner, dinners, eat, eats, eating, supper, suppers, cat lady, cat ladies, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, cat person, cat people, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, thieving, cat burglar, catburglar, cat burglars, catburglars, burgle, burgles, burgling
"Hold everything, Louis!"
Tags:break in, breaks in, breaking in, heist, heists, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, vault, vaults, profit, profits, profit margin, profit margins, second thought, second thoughts, robber, robbers, burglar, burglars, burgle, burgles, burgling, steal, steals, stealing, poor, failing business, failing businesses, failed business, failed businesses, safe, safes, empty safe, empty safes, letdown, letdowns
'I hate it when you work from home.'
Tags:burglar, burglars, burgle, burgles, robber, robbers, robbing, working from home, work from home, home work, home working, homeworking, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, breaking and entering, b&e, steal, steals, stealing, criminal, criminals, life of crime, vandal, vandals, vandalism
How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!
Tags:class, robbery, upper class, upper classes, rich, wealthy, well-off, black tie, dress, jewellery, jewels, smart, smart dress, hold up, rob, robs, burgle, swords, dagger, burgles, robberies, etiquette, robber, pen, knife, manners, common, mug, mugging, mugged, police, law, pen is mightier than the sword, man, men, masculinity, intimidating, intimidate, intimidates, cowardly, scared, scare, fear, fearful, threaten, threatens, threatening, knife crime, snobbery
Robber peers into a giant padlock.
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, burglar, burglars, burglary, burgle, burgles, padlock, padlocks, padlocked, break-in, break-ins, breaking in, break in, break ins, security, home security, secure, secures, securing, home invasion, home invasions, home security, home security system, home security systems
'How are you at takeovers?'
Neil rigged up his very own open window security system.
Robber trying to break into an online account.
Woman asking burglar for a receipt so she can claim the insurance
'Your partner made it easy for us, Rock! Maybe he should have canceled his Website, www.ourhideout.com.'
"I'm only doing this job because I feel sorry for my legal aid lawyer."
'Are you familiar with the concept 'performance art'?'
'Look, buddy -- I'm just trying to do my job!'
'I just didn't have the heart to jimmy open a window!'
In return would you please spend some of my money on a haircut.
Open House: "Jackpot!"
'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'
'You're a failure! We're the only house in the street that hasn't been burgled!'
'I beat you to it!'
'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'
The truth about Goldilocks.
"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"
Losing sense of materialism after being mugged
Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite