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'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'
'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'
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"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
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"A glass of the '96 Chateau Roumand for my husband, and I'll have a can of your finest 10W-40."
'Well, at $12.00 for a glass of house red, it's no wonder you don't see many rhinos in here.'
'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'
'Him? He's the first French astronaut. No mission, he's up here purely for enjoyment.'
'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'
'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'
'Refilling the '89 Chateau Haut-Brion, I see. Mind if we get my engagement ring appraised tomorrow?'
'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'
'Bad enough you let him bring in his own bottle of wine - Did you have to buy it, too?'
'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'
'It wasn't until I started ordering the red wines here, that I came to fully appreciate the level of service provided.'
'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'
'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'
'No, no white wine, just a couple cases of '64 Chateau Beychevelle back there between the beans and the diapers - five bucks each.'
'It hasn't said a word in four years and the experts say it won't be mature until it's over 20, so we think it's a boy.'
'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'
'Inform your grandfather that dropping a Buffalo wing into his Chateauneuf-du-Pape does not qualify as a 9-1-1 emergency.'
...and then there's Neal way of getting a Cotes du Rhone wine stain out of white carpeting.'
'You aerated the wine in the blender again, didn't you?'