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'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'
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"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
Tags:death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerism
"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."
Tags:nuke, nukes, nuclear waste, hell, hades, devil, devils, satan, satanic, burial, burials, burial site, burial sites, depletion, uranium, radioactive, radioactive waste, nimby, nimbys, not in my backyard, award, awards, awarded, volunteer, volunteers, volunteering, ethics, ethical issue, ethical issues
On this site will be constructed a 38-story luxury mausoleum
"He makes it look so damn easy."
"I can't budge this t'ing. We shoulda popped him before he had dinner."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, dinner, burial, burials, coffin, coffins, weight, fat, full
Tags:grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, burial, burials, bury, buries, burying, modern life, modern times, trend, trends, funeral, funerals, sendoff, sendoffs, send-off, send-offs, cremation, cremate, cremates, blast off, blasts off, blasting off, rocket, rockets, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, goodbye, goodbyes, saying goodbye
"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, death, funeral planning, after-death planning, end-of-life planning, funeral arrangements, arrangement, arrangements, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, funeral service, burial service, toilet, toilets, flush, flushed, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners
"There were those who hated his guts- but not me."
Tags:black humour, dark humour, director, directors, directing, direction, movie director, movie directors, film director, film directors, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, funeral director, funeral directors, insensitive, insensitivity, funeral party, funeral parties, insult, insults, insulting, disrespect, disrespectful, movie industry, the movie industry, film industry, the film industry
"Who needs a Popsicle to help cheer things along?"
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, mourning, sad, sadness, cheer, cheering up, cheerful, ice cream, ice lolly, ice lollies, vendor, vendors, salesman, salesmen, cart, carts, inappropriate, bad timing, rude, well-meaning
"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, evil kids, evil children, horror, scary, evil, pet, pets, animal, animals, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, dead pet, dead pets, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, murder, murders, killing, killings, serial killers, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathy, mental health, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, suspicious, suspicious deaths, bad luck, unlucky
"Most of all, he'll be remembered for his irrepressible spirit."
Tags:funeral, funerary, funerals, funeral service, burial, burials, death, dead, corpse, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, mourn, mourning, family, rigor mortis, rigor, mortis, spirit, spirited, determination, determined, optimism, optimistic, glass half full, optimists, optimist, ok, okay, outlook, outlooks, positive outlook, positive outlooks
"One more - Billy wasn't crying."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, burial, burials, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, modern funerals, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, crying, sad, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, photographer, photographers, selfie, selfies, family portrait, family portraits, family photo, family photos, picture, pictures, millennial, millennials, modern life
"Funny how you can be friends with somebody for so long but never really know him."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, pallbearer, pallbearers, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, sarcophagus, sarcophagi, king tut, tutankhamun, king tutankhamun, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, royal, royalty, ancient egypt, egypt, history, historical, egyptian, surprise
"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, funeral service, funeral services, burial service, burial services, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, pallbearer, pallbearers, sport, sports, winter sports, bobsled, bobsleds, bobsledder, bobsledders, bobsled team, bobsled teams, bobsledding, track, tracks, bob sled, bob sleds
'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'
"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"
Tags:vampire, vampires, stake, vampire stake, vampire stakes, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, coffin, coffins, surprise, surprises, secret, screts, mythical creature, mythical creatures, discovery, discoveries, folklore, european folklore, the undead, vampire slayer, vampire slayers
Pile of Music Notes
"She just loved baths, so, so much."
Tags:last will and testimony, funeral, funerals, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourns, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, casket, caskets, funeral arrangement, funeral arrangements, undertaker, undertakers, eccentric, eccentrics, burial, burials, last request, last requests, bath, baths, bathing
"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."
"Say - do we really want to bury this Armani necktie?"
Tags:designer clothes, designer clothing, designer label, designer labels, necktie, neckties, neck-tie, neck-ties, tie, ties, fashions, fashionable, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, burial, burials, outfit, outfits, cheapskate, cheapskates, heir, heirs, heirloom, heirlooms, expense, expensive, burial clothes
"Talk about your cut-rate operations...."
Tags:cut-rate, cut-rate operation, cut-rate operations, funeral, funerals, funeral home, funeral homes, die, dies, dying, discount, discounted, discounting, cheap, cheapness, cut-rate price, cut-rate prices, bodybag, bodybags, body bag, body bags, corpse, corpses, bury, buries, burying, burial, burials, indifferent, uncaring, funeral industry, funeral industries, dark humor, black humor