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"How will you text me now, Emily."
"No, I can't explain it. He was alive when I buried him."
More and more people around the world are asking to be buried WITH their mobile phones, in case of a premature burial...
Man (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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"First, you're gonna dig a hole."
Dracula uses a borrowed coffin.
'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."
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'Some people find the MRI chamber claustrophobic.' - 'Oh.' - 'I call those people 'the lucky few'.' - 'Ah.' - 'Whatever you do don't think about being buried alive.' - 'Gah.' -
"it doesn't have to end like this, Margaret!"
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"I've got a knocking coming from drawer 34. What's the procedure?"
Man trying to break out of a coffin.
'Don't look at me. I thought you locked it.'
"Are we there yet?"
Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.
Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.
'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'
"In this model we keep the cell phone charged for 6 months just in case..."
'The last time I burried bones it took hours until their owner stopped screaming!'
Grave with a door.
'Does your advice on treating them mean to keep them keen extend to burying them alive?'
'Oh he's just practicing holding his breath for when I bury him alive next week.'
'How does it change you? Well, for starters, I discovered I had the strength to dig my way out with my bare hands.'