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'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'
"Iron Chef, my ass!"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary arts, culinary, burnt, burned, burning, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
Tags:atom, atoms, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, professor, professors, food, foods, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, microwave, tech, technological, scientific equipment, equipment, machine, machines, machinery, burned, burning, baking, baked, baker, baked, reheating, reheat, reheated, hadron, collider, spoof, spoofs, test, testing, experiment, experiments
Fly has idea to fly into the light.
'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'
Tags:rome, romans, roman, roman empire, roman emperor, emperor, emperors, roman emperors, nero, bongo, bongos, fire of rome, fire, fires, burn, burned, burns, burning, the man who fiddled while rome burned, ignorant, play, played, plays, bad leader, leader, leaders, leadership, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.
Tags:rock, rock music, rock 'n' roll, song, songs, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, hot dog, hot dogs, new york, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, burn, burns, burning, street meat, street meats, burn, burned, burnt, charred, charring, char, chars, overcooked, overcooking, fry, fries, frying
"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
Tags:praise, praises, praising, short order cook, short order cooks, cook, cooks, cooking, burn, burns, burning, burnt, burned, smoke, smokes, smoking, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, well done, complacent, complacency, give up, gives up, giving up, victory lap, victory laps, arrogant, arrogance, ego, ego stroking, egotist, egotists, egotistical, false sense of security, security
'Attendance at our track meets is way up.'
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"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
Tags:future, past, time travel, time travelling, time traveling, time traveller, time travellers, time traveler, time travelers, warning, warnings, prediction, predictions, predicting, appliance, appliances, electronics, toaster, toasters, left on, forgot to turn off, turn off, forgot, burnt, burned, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, smoke, toasted, meeting yourself, alter-ego, alter-egos, doppelganger, doppelgangers, twin, twins, future self, future-self, safety, fire safety
'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'
"I'll warm my own damn coffee thank you."
'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'
'My broker uses it to trade hot stocks.'
"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
Tags:bad listener, bad listening, too late, burn, burnt, burned, sunburn, sunburned, sunblock, sunscreen, sun cream, suntan, suntan lotion, lotion, lotions, skin protection, spf, sun, sunny, summer, summertime, forget, forgetful, forgot, cooked, baked, fried, ashes, dead, death, dying, died, die, beach, beaches, tanning, tanned, tan, regret, regrets, regretful
"You have third-degree burns over most of your body. At least your chin looks OK ??" aside from that big hairy mole."
'Bring me my violin... I don't want people saying I luted while Rome burned.'
Quit complaining. You're not the only one around here who feels burnt out.
A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
Tags:treadmill, treadmills, exercise, exercises, exercising, home gym, home gyms, gym, gyms, exercise equipment, hot coal, hot coals, burn, burns, burning, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, burned, burnt, move, moves, moving, unmotivated, motivation technique, motivation techniques, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, run, runs, running, walk, walks, walking, jog, jogs, jogging
"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"
'I need more tech support.'
"Next time, do your thinking out loud to yourself."
Tags:work, working, workspace, workspaces, work space, office, small office, small offices, desk, desks, desk job, desk jobs, office ecology, office politics, manner, manners, etiquette, thinking out loud, burn, burned, insult, insulted, insults, thinking aloud, annoying, annoyance, annoy, annoyed, working world, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, open plan, open-plan
'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'
"Yes sir, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute."
"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."