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'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
Tags:hell, devil, devils, satan, satanist, satanists, fire, burn, burns, burning, fire exit, fire exits, escape, escapes, escape route, escape routes, safe, safety, health and safety, fire marshal, fire marshals, unsafe, pointless, useless, dangerous, danger, lucifer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."
Please do not torch
"Honey, you're snoring."
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
Tags:joke, jokes, old joke, old jokes, corny joke, corny jokes, red all over, sun, sunburn, sunburns, suntan, suntans, suntanning, tan, tans, tanning, book review, book reviews, newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, read, reads, reading, burn, burns, burning, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'
Tags:rome, romans, roman, roman empire, roman emperor, emperor, emperors, roman emperors, nero, bongo, bongos, fire of rome, fire, fires, burn, burned, burns, burning, the man who fiddled while rome burned, ignorant, play, played, plays, bad leader, leader, leaders, leadership, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'
Tags:castaway, castaways, lost, deserted, desert, deserts, sweat, sweats, sweating, sweated, sweater, sweaters, sweatband, sweatbands, remember, remembers, remembered, remembering, vital, vitals, sun, burn, burning, burns, heat, heats, crawl, crawling, crawls, crawled, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."
Tags:wasabi, sushi, caricature, caricatures, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, heat, spicy, spicy food, spicy foods, lon chaney, phantom of the opera, burn, burns, burning, japanese food, japanese restaurant, japanese restaurants, surprise, surprises, surprised, mustard, hot mustard
A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.
Tags:rock, rock music, rock 'n' roll, song, songs, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, hot dog, hot dogs, new york, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, burn, burns, burning, street meat, street meats, burn, burned, burnt, charred, charring, char, chars, overcooked, overcooking, fry, fries, frying
"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
Tags:ultraviolet, ultraviolet rays, radiation, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, burn, burns, burnt, sunscreen, suntan lotion, insect, insects, warning, warnings, health warning, health warnings, safety, safety warning, safety warnings, health and safety, sunscreen, sunscreens, lotion, lotions, swimmer, swimmers, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'
"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
Tags:praise, praises, praising, short order cook, short order cooks, cook, cooks, cooking, burn, burns, burning, burnt, burned, smoke, smokes, smoking, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, well done, complacent, complacency, give up, gives up, giving up, victory lap, victory laps, arrogant, arrogance, ego, ego stroking, egotist, egotists, egotistical, false sense of security, security
'Attendance at our track meets is way up.'
Tags:attendance, attend, attending, attends, attendee, attendees, track meet, track meets, run, running, runner, runners, run, runs, ran, track, tracks, fire, fires, burn, burns, burned, burning, burner, burners, flame, flames, element of risk, watch, watching, watcher, entertaining, in the bleachers
"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
Tags:warning, warnings, burn, burns, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunburned, shirtless, shirtlessness, let off, let off with a warning, spf 50, sunblock, bad idea, bad ideas, police, police department, police departments, cop, cops, park scene, park scenes, public park, public parks, park, parks, faux pas
'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'
'71...72...73... Come on! Fell the burn!'
'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'
'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'
Tags:moth, moths, insect, insects, bugs, fire, fires, flame, flames, light, lights, heat, heats, heating, burn, burns, attract, attracted, attraction, attracts, attention, attentions, hill billy, hill billies, camp, camps, campfire, campfires, crazy, crazies, craziest, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"They're burning pianos in Hartford!"
He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.
Tags:doctor, doctors, burn, burns, unit, cast, casts, feet, foot, leg, legs, pain, painful, pains, injury, injuries, sun, suns, sunshine, upbeat, depress, depression, depressed, walk, walking, walks, hospital, hospitals, ward, wards, road to recovery, aftercare, advice, advisor, advises, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."
Tags:optimist, optimists, optimism, incinerate, incinerates, incinerating, incineration, immolation, self-immolation, suicidal, monk, monks, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, glass half full, glass half empty, outlook, outlooks, positive outlook, positive outlooks, cheerful, cheerfulness, cheer, good cheer, burn, burns, burning, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing
"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
Tags:hell, hellish, hellscape, hellscapes, burn, burns, burning, burn in hell, afterlife, afterlives, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, representation, legal representation, inform, informs, informing, client, clients, immoral, immorality, justice, tortures, eternity, eternal, eternal torment, vengeance, sins, sinning, ethics, unethical, die, dies, dying
'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'
"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."
Tags:burning building, burning buildings, fire, fires, aflame, burning, burns, burn, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, save, saved, saving, rescue, rescues, rescued, social media, social media obsessed, social media obsessive, shallow, vain, vainity, social media story, social media stories, social media post, social media posts