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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'
"Iron Chef, my ass!"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary arts, culinary, burnt, burned, burning, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.
Tags:rock, rock music, rock 'n' roll, song, songs, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, hot dog, hot dogs, new york, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, burn, burns, burning, street meat, street meats, burn, burned, burnt, charred, charring, char, chars, overcooked, overcooking, fry, fries, frying
"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
Tags:ultraviolet, ultraviolet rays, radiation, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, burn, burns, burnt, sunscreen, suntan lotion, insect, insects, warning, warnings, health warning, health warnings, safety, safety warning, safety warnings, health and safety, sunscreen, sunscreens, lotion, lotions, swimmer, swimmers, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
Tags:praise, praises, praising, short order cook, short order cooks, cook, cooks, cooking, burn, burns, burning, burnt, burned, smoke, smokes, smoking, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, well done, complacent, complacency, give up, gives up, giving up, victory lap, victory laps, arrogant, arrogance, ego, ego stroking, egotist, egotists, egotistical, false sense of security, security
"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
Tags:future, past, time travel, time travelling, time traveling, time traveller, time travellers, time traveler, time travelers, warning, warnings, prediction, predictions, predicting, appliance, appliances, electronics, toaster, toasters, left on, forgot to turn off, turn off, forgot, burnt, burned, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, smoke, toasted, meeting yourself, alter-ego, alter-egos, doppelganger, doppelgangers, twin, twins, future self, future-self, safety, fire safety
"An now I just step back and let the grilling process destroy any nutritional value it might have had."
"I'll warm my own damn coffee thank you."
Superhero Eye Test
Tags:superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, optometrist, optometrists, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eye tests, vision, x-ray, x-ray vision, eye chart, eye-chart, eye-charts, eye charts, heat ray, heat rays, burn, burnt, burning, melt, melted, melting
Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.
'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'
"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
Tags:bad listener, bad listening, too late, burn, burnt, burned, sunburn, sunburned, sunblock, sunscreen, sun cream, suntan, suntan lotion, lotion, lotions, skin protection, spf, sun, sunny, summer, summertime, forget, forgetful, forgot, cooked, baked, fried, ashes, dead, death, dying, died, die, beach, beaches, tanning, tanned, tan, regret, regrets, regretful
'These documents are highly sensitive. Have them shredded, then burned.'
'I didn't say it was arson - I said it was OUR SON!'
'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'
'What p***es me off the most about all this is that I used to enjoy church barbecues...'
Quit complaining. You're not the only one around here who feels burnt out.
'Bring me my violin... I don't want people saying I luted while Rome burned.'
A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
Tags:treadmill, treadmills, exercise, exercises, exercising, home gym, home gyms, gym, gyms, exercise equipment, hot coal, hot coals, burn, burns, burning, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, burned, burnt, move, moves, moving, unmotivated, motivation technique, motivation techniques, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, run, runs, running, walk, walks, walking, jog, jogs, jogging
'That's the worst case of acid reflux I've ever seen!'
'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'
"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"