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"I'm here to fix the lasagne."
'This steak is as black as soot. A mark of respect sir, our chef died this morning.'
'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'
"I think I figured out what that burning smell was."
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'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'
'The casserole didn't make it.'
"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"
'Let's sit in front of the fire.'
Burnt or Raw?
'One piece of toast or two?'
,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'
'Yes, the kids did say something about making you breakfast for Mother's Day. . . why do you ask?'
'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'
'Since you ordered a dark beer I thought you might want a dark sandwich.'
'Bring the corn flakes just in case.'
'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'
'Try to guess what you almost had for dinner, Dad?'
'Where're you going?' - 'Off to have your sausages carbon dated.'
'I can't eat it! It's too horrible!' 'It's not I'm a Celebrity...Mum's dished up some wonky carrots.'
'Don't worry, it's all dark meat.'
'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'
'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'
'Careful, this plate may be a little hot.'
'Do you mind if I smoke?'
'Isn't it wonderful? - every time Dad cooks, he makes smoke signals!'