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Black fry day was less successful in the restaurant sector.
"I think I figured out what that burning smell was."
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'The casserole didn't make it.'
'Let's sit in front of the fire.'
Burnt or Raw?
,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'
'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'
'Don't worry, it's all dark meat.'
'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'
'Isn't it wonderful? - every time Dad cooks, he makes smoke signals!'
'I think this calls for gas masks.'
'Never mind the flambe, I'll have the icecream.'
'Smells good, what is it?'
'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'
'Well you did say 'well done' Sir!'
'By the time I'd watched Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver and Antony Worral Thompson...I'd spoilt the broth.'
'Never mind the flambe...I'll have the icecream.'
Cigars before lunch? I didn't want you to smell the burnt casserole.
Firemen called to a cooking accident.
'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'
"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"
'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'
'I think the 'burn and serve' rolls are done.'
"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"
'Of course it's BURNT - it's toast,innit!'