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Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...
"Guess you were right, chief--I just needed to be burped."
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"It says here that in some cultures, burping at the dinner table is considered a compliment."
Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.
'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'
'Dude, it's been four hours since the frenzy and you're still burping that stuff up? That regurgitated rubber smell from those paddles is downright nasty!'
"There's more repeats on the TV!"
'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'
Remote Control For Women.
'My mission: To recite 'One fish, Two fish' in a single burp.'
'I'm bringing her to show and tell.'
'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'
The date was going well until Colin decided to impress her by burping Queen's Greatest Hits.
'That little fella has quite a burp on him!'
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'
'He gets credit for inventing language, but he was just belching.'
Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.
To help liven up one of the more mundane aspects of baby care, the Kellermans devised projectile-burping target shooting.
When his wife was out, Dave liked to perform experiments to measure the power of Danny's burps.
"That bear's repeating."
Where Yogurt Comes From. . .
'I'm running so late. The party starts soon, and I haven't even decorated the cake yet.'
'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'
"Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! We have four stomachs you see."
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