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Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.
'My mission: To recite 'One fish, Two fish' in a single burp.'
'I'm bringing her to show and tell.'
'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'
The date was going well until Colin decided to impress her by burping Queen's Greatest Hits.
Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.
When his wife was out, Dave liked to perform experiments to measure the power of Danny's burps.
To help liven up one of the more mundane aspects of baby care, the Kellermans devised projectile-burping target shooting.
Where Yogurt Comes From. . .
'I'm running so late. The party starts soon, and I haven't even decorated the cake yet.'
"Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! We have four stomachs you see."
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"Ribbit! Pardon me."
At the Tupperware Quality Control Center.
Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.
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'Apparently wind is a valuable source of energy for the future. That means you will be worth a fortune!'
Killer elephant on the run.
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
'Been drinking again, have you? . . . A little burp told me.'
'What colour is a hiccup?'
When kissing a woman, try not to burp.
'Control tower to NX7: Please take another long drink of water for your hiccups . . .'
'Of course I wouldn't have a problem accepting you as the new boss if, after a few beers, you were able to belch as loudly as a man.'
What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy