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"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."
"Well, well, well—look who brought a taco to a burrito fight."
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"I told you to order the mild salsa!"
"I think we should start a wrap group."
"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."
Tags:bereaved, bereavement, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news, fatty food, fatty foods, eat, eats, eater, eaters, eating, big eater, big eaters, burrito, burritos, comfort, comforts, comforting, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, personable, personability, insensitive, insensitivity, hospital, hospitals, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians
The Invention of the Burrito.
"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"
"...Your burrito is getting away."
Tags:table manners, bad manners, table etiquette, dinner etiquette, dinner manners, rude, rudeness, impolite, politeness, text, texts, teen, teens, teenager, texting, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, prehistoric, family life, family-life, burrito, burritoes, lizard, lizards
'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'
'Honey, your burrito is getting away.'
"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."
Tags:burrito, burritos, taco, tacos, sandwich, sandwiches, snack, snacks, mexican cuisine, mexican food, popularity contest, popularity contests, popularity, latino cuisine, spicy food, spicy foods, spice, spices, sandwich filler, sandwich fillers, foodie, foodies, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, food fad, food fads
'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'
"The chef apologizes. Your breakfast has devolved from a crepe to an omelet to a breakfast burrito.
Tags:breakfast, breakfasts, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, omelet, omelets, omelette, omelettes, crepe, crepes, burrito, burritos, breakfast burrito, breakfast burritos, evolve, evolves, devolve, devolves, devolution, eating out, diminished expectations, cooking, cooking mistake, cooking mistakes, cooking screw up, cooking screw ups, cooking screw-up, cooking screw-ups, covering your mistake, covering your error, covering mistakes, covering errors
"Oh boy! Burritos!"
Tags:hiker, hikers, hiking, hike, hikes, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, camper, campers, camping site, camping sites, camp, camps, sleeping bag, sleeping bags, tent, tents, predator, predators, bear attack, bear attacks, burrito, burritoes, snack, snacks, mexican food, mexican cuisine
"Not tacos again!"
Tags:bears, bear, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, burritoes, burrito, taco, camper, campers, camping trip, camping trips, sleeping bag, sleeping bags, mexican cuisine, mexican food, fussy eater, fussy eaters, bear attack, bear attacks, tacos, burritos, camping, sleeping bags, wildlife, outdoors
'The Burrito King.'
"This is a sad week. My favorite comic strip is ending."
Happy Birthday - Burrito Birthday Cake.
Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'
'Note to self: never eat bean burritos before stalking a victim!'
Baldo's Setting It Straight Guide - Tip No. 1: My family does not eat tacos and burritos three meals a day, seven days a week.
"So what's your definition of 'love'?"
"How many darn burritos did you eat?"