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'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'
'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''
"The good news is I've found a plumber...the bad news is he's coming from China. "
"I've fixed the problem. It's just water under the fridge now."
' So as you can see,the water main 300 main ahead has burst.'
The Internet meets the Interwet.
'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'
I hate it when they start without us.
'Maybe I did forget to turn off the water in the tub.'
'Fortunately it's the hot water pipe - it will save you having to wash your feet to-night.'
The Source of the Thames...