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'Don't you think you are taking this qualifying for a bus pass thing a bit too far?'
'You're pressing your pass upside-down and back-to-front - how am I expected to know you are an OAP?'
'I don't date them until they have a free bus pass - saves money on a night out...'
'We go where adventure takes us - as long as we're back before dark.'
'It all started when I got my free bus pass!'
'Why do old people always hang around all day in bus shelters?'
'We thought we should get some sightseeing in before we're too old and creaky - We did Accrington today'
'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'
'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'
'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.
"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"
'The sad case of the bus pass of Dorian Gray.'