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"Yes, the biggest goose you can find - take it to the Cratchet's! And get a receipt - it's a legitimate business expense!"
'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'
'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'
'I want to give two weeks' notice that I'm quitting my job and two months' notice that I'm quitting my expense account.'
I like you and I like your company!
'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'
'Thank you for you car expense claim . . .why are you wearing bicycle clips?'
The bank manager called. He never wants to see you again.
"Expenses are KILLING us. . . get someone in to bite my fingernails!"