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'The numbers don't look good. Ironically, there's no quick fix.'
Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'
'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'
Billable Hours - Bilkable Hours.
'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'
'I want to give two weeks' notice that I'm quitting my job and two months' notice that I'm quitting my expense account.'
Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.
I like you and I like your company!
'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'
'Thank you for you car expense claim . . .why are you wearing bicycle clips?'
The bank manager called. He never wants to see you again.
"Expenses are KILLING us. . . get someone in to bite my fingernails!"