Business Analyst Cartoons and Comics

Yes, Mr Jones, this is the right meeting room for the SWOT analysis.

"Snipes is our in-house Chicken Little, and he says the sky is falling."

"We should do this more often. What if we broke the quarters down into eighths?"

World Trade Organization

"I once had a firm foothold in reality, but I found that it seriously undermined my ability to function as a financial market analyst."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Man and woman speaking in different data chart languages.

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

"Why thank you. As quarterly reports go, it was very cathartic."

"After the meeting one of the IT guys said my presentation was 'dope'. Is that good?"

'Having Analysed the business we think the NHS could save half a billion by sacking all of us...that'll be £250,000.'

"This is great!! Now, what's the bad news?"

"My gut tells me the whole business is in flux. Of course, that could just be because I have diarrhea..."

"A cup fell from the board on your head and you didn't see this coming? Well, I wonder if you're the right man for your job."

'...And our business intelligence system tells you exactly how our business is performing. I find it best not to look!'

'Sir, I have the live data you requested.'

Business analysts study current woes of the now miniscule big three . . .

The consultant's analysis is what we expected. He says go back to basics.

'What I like about working for Castle.com is the long term stability.'

"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."

"Anything yet?"

"I'm impressed by your analysis of the project's failure, Bob...except the part that it's my fault!"

"Sally and Brad are our Futurists. Stanley back there is our Hindsighter."

"I can't find anything wrong with your report…keep rewriting it until I can."