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"Snipes is our in-house Chicken Little, and he says the sky is falling."
Tags:office, offices, work, work place, work places, falling sky, sky, skies, fall, fell, falls, courage, courageous, abstract, abstraction, in trouble, trouble, troubles, troublesome, sinking ship, market crash, business analyst, business analysts, analyses, analysis, film, films, book, books, analyst, economist, economics, economists, financial expert, financial experts, world falling apart, world fell apart, world falls apart
"We should do this more often. What if we broke the quarters down into eighths?"
Tags:office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, corporate meeting, corporate meetings, quarterly report, quarterly reports, enjoy, enjoying, enjoyed, taking lightly, take lightly, meeting, meetings, relax, relaxed, profit, business, smooth sailing ship, quarters, report, reports, data analysis, data analyses, analyst, analysts, analyses, analysis, business analyst, business analysts, lazy, lethargic, loss
World Trade Organization
Tags:england, brexit, post brexit, economic standing, global standing, global standings, economy, economies, world trade organization, world trade organization, world trade organisation, world trade organisations, decline, declines, declining power, decline in power, declining, declined, declined power, declination, declinations, economists, economist, economy, economics, business analyst, business analysts
"I once had a firm foothold in reality, but I found that it seriously undermined my ability to function as a financial market analyst."
Tags:economics, economy, financial analyst, business analyst, business analysts, financial analysts, market analyst, market analysts, financial advisor, financial advisers, financial adviser, real life, reality, fantasy, investor, investors, investment, investments, market trend, market trends, economist, economists, stock market, stock markets, stock exchange
Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'
Man and woman speaking in different data chart languages.
Tags:data analysis, data analyst, data analysts, data chart, data charts, data graph, data graphs, business analysis, business analyst, business analysts, businessmen, businessman, businesswomen, businesswoman, business jargon, data jargon, analytics, communication, communications, graph, graphs, chart, charts
"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."
"Why thank you. As quarterly reports go, it was very cathartic."
Tags:accountant, accountants, accounting, office, offices, business analyst, business analysts, analyst, analysts, analysis, analyses, quarterly report, quarterly reports, cathartic, catharsis, purify, purified, purifies, purifying, suck up, sucks up, sucked up, brown nosing, lie, lying, liars, liar, lied, lies
'Having Analysed the business we think the NHS could save half a billion by sacking all of us...that'll be £250,000.'
"This is great!! Now, what's the bad news?"
"A cup fell from the board on your head and you didn't see this coming? Well, I wonder if you're the right man for your job."
'...And our business intelligence system tells you exactly how our business is performing. I find it best not to look!'
'Sir, I have the live data you requested.'
Business analysts study current woes of the now miniscule big three . . .
The consultant's analysis is what we expected. He says go back to basics.
'What I like about working for Castle.com is the long term stability.'
"I can't find anything wrong with your report…keep rewriting it until I can."
"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."
"That's the craziest 1100110101001 thing I've ever heard! Pardon my binary."
Tags:binary code, binary codes, computer codes, computer code, computer programmers, computer programming, programming languages, computer languages, tech, technology, curse words, cursing, office, office gossip, office workers, business, systems analyst, data analysts, business analysts, big data, big-data
"I'm impressed by your analysis of the project's failure, Bob...except the part that it's my fault!"
Tags:scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, project manager, project managers, project management, blame game, blame games, blame, blaming, blame-game, blame-games, blame culture, failure in business, in fighting, squabble, squabbles, office politics, project failure, business project, business analyst, business analysis, business analysts, business projects
"Sally and Brad are our Futurists. Stanley back there is our Hindsighter."