Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'That's 3 votes for 'When Hell Freezes Over'...now, a show of hands for 'When Pigs Fly'.'
"It wasn't an easy decision to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it."
'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'
Squirrel Time Share Tree
'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'
"Let's do it, let's fall in love."
"Now, let's talk about that disastrous business decision you made ten years ago. I want to see if your hindsight has improved since your last check-up!"
"We've talked it over and we've decided that you must not really be a customer."
"I bought a time share in South Beach."
"All those in favor Retweet."
'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'
'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'
"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."
Findings from the Meeting.
"Don't worry sir, it's your choice, but...."
"Team, it's a business decision...one of you has to go. And that person is.... I don't know about you, but the suspense is killing me!"
'We want all business decision makers to pass mustard by taking our transparency scrutiny test!'
'We had to let go of some people.'
'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''
'...then sell it all before the slump...'
"...And those against say 'meh'."