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'Can I claim the cost of my nervous breakdown as a business expense?'
Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.
'You deducted whoopie cushions as a business expense Just what kind of business are you in, Mr, Quincy'
'Even if your dog does do 'His Business' in your basement, you still can't deduct it as office space.'
'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'
"It is important to own your feelings. Besides, you can always write them off as a business expense."
'It was the perfect crime, until I deducted my burglar tools as a business expense.'
"What do you mean I can't claim these books on 'tax evasion' as a business expense?"
Travel Advances: '96, 97, 98, 99. . . one dollar.'
Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.
"Don't think of this as losing our lease, think of it as enjoying an open-space work environment."
"Yes, the biggest goose you can find - take it to the Cratchet's! And get a receipt - it's a legitimate business expense!"
"Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you."
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"What do you mean, you want more per diem? You can get a burger or 2 tacos for 99 cents!"
'Sorry you can't claim your 60 inch TV as a business expense.'
'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'
'Sticks and stones may break my bones but the billing department is tracing this call.'
'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'
"The best part is, I get to write it off as a business expense."
The cocktails are always a fundamental business expense.
'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'
'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'
'I want to claim this on expenses.'
"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."
"Before I approve your attendance to this conference, ask yourself these 3 questions. First, is this beneficial to our organization? Second, is this beneficial to my professional development? And lastly, does my supervisor give a damn?"