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Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'
Tags:business meeting, sales numbers, sales quarter, sales quarters, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, sales target, sales targets, sales chart, quarterly sales, sales data, business data, business intelligence, health and fitness, middle age, waistline, hairlines, war room, trend line, downward trends
"For you new prisoners here, the warden will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
Tags:it dept, computers, information technology, hacking, data security, data hacking, data hacks, internet security, internet infrastructure, the cloud, business intelligence, data, consumer data, personal data, personal privacy, business, meetings, meeting room, war room, executives, ceo, boss, bosses, executive decisions, networks, network security
'Our human superiors like having us H.R. robots around so we can take all of their abuse at employee meetings.'
'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'
Tags:sales meetings, quarterly reports, sales, reports, business meetings, jokes, pranks, supply company, supply companies, b2b, business to business, visual aids, visual props, corporate earnings, business presentation, funny business, data, big data, big-data, business intelligence, bi, analytics, profits, quarterly profits, earnings reports
'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'
"As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics."
Tags:business meetings, chart, graph, sales report, sales reports, charts, graphs, sales, sales presentations, sales data, sales numbers, sales figures, quarterly earnings, earnings reports, business reports, downturns, upturns, business cycles, business data, business intelligence, line graphs, meetings room, war room, corporate earnings, corporations, analytics, big data, big-data, surprises, anomaly, anomalies
"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, sports data, sports decisions, statistics, technology, computers, sports, athletes, athletics, ai, artificial intelligence, robots, machine learning, tournament brackets, march tournament, college basketball
"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, statistics, technology, software as a service, internet of things, island, castaways, stranded, sos, s.o.s.
'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, sports data, sports decisions, statistics, moneyball, technology, computers, kids, children, sports, playground, athletes, athletics
'My costume is scary data ... get it?'
Tags:data, data privacy, online ads, ad revenue, data analytics, big data, big-data, halloween, holidays, fall, autumn, halloween party, office parties, business intelligence, targeted advertising, advertisements, sales, selling, soft sales, passive sales, internet, browsing habits, browser cookies, costumes
"I feel that showing my family data reveals more than a mere photograph can convey."
"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."
Tags:data security, information technology, hacker, hacking, data thefts, hackers, data thief, data theft, data thieves, burglars, burglar, burglary, burglaries, identity theft, corporate crime, information theft, big data, big-data, white collar crimes, business intelligence, computers, internet, online, office, data custodians, data professionals
'Our latest business analysis best practices came from the Twitosphere, via the blogoshphere, just south of the webosphere.'
'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.
"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"
Tags:online advertising, online advertisements, online ads, internet ads, data, data collection, data privacy, big data, big-data, business requirements, data requirements, business intelligence, office workers, computers, internet, data analytics, data analysis, data analysts, requirements document, browser data, browser history, browser cache, browser cookies, data cookies, internet cookies
"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"
Tags:data, big data, big-data, analytics, data mining, data mine, data mines, data lake, data lakes, data reservoir, data science, data scientists, data modeling, data visualization, business intelligence, bi, b.i., computers, tech, health, healthcare, hospitals, patient, patients, lung infections, respiratory infections, technology careers, fathers, sons, family, career advice, fatherly advice, job hazard, job hazards, miners lung, miner's lung, pneumoconiosis, black lung
"While I appreciate your offer to whack our bad data, I think a good scrub will be sufficient."
Tags:data, data analytics, data processing, information technology, informatics, business intelligence, data scrub, data scrubbing, dirty data, dark data, clean data, big data, big-data, machine learning, computers, computer learning, mafia, mafioso, hitman, hitmen, thugs, organized crime, gangsters, gangster, mobster, mobsters
"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."
Tags:data, big data, big-data, data analytics, business data, business intelligence, business meeting, meeting room, war room, conference room, conference table, corporate, customer data, customer analytics, bi, crowdsource, crowdsources, crowd-sourcing, crowd-source, crowd-sources, crowdsourcing, crowds, angry mob, angry mobs, bogus data, bad data, dark data, analytics, team, data science, data scientists
"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."
'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'
"Our data team is using the cloud to find a solution to our city's smog."
Tags:cloud, data, cloud network, cloud networks, data storage, data cloud, cloud storage, cloud technology, data networks, information technology, big data, big-data, analytics, data analytics, business intelligence, bi, data teams, city, city life, smog, pollution, city pollution, green, green tech, green initiatives, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers
'This is our Lookup Table.'
'This is our Fact Table.'