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"Once the client realizes he actually is guilty, that's when he really starts to throw money at you."
"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."
'Good news: First-quarter profits should be strong and second-quarter prison sentences should be light.'
'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'
'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'
"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."
'...and this is your legal team.'
'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'
'Have you not noticed that our legal department is crawling with lawyers!'
Big Business, Copyright and the Artist.
Lawyer with sign: 'Billable Hours equals Quality Time'
Lawyer about sad client: 'I object, your honor - that witness hurt my client's feelings!'
'It's a judgement by default from the county court.'
"It's as I feared. Sir Geoffrey says he'll only give us his name, rank and serial number."