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"I suppose it all started with casual Fridays."
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Tags:personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, personnel department, door sign, door signs, hiring, recruitment, staff office, hr, human resources, anti social, anti-social, unsocial, introvert, introverts, unsociable, management, people management, business management, rival, rivals, rivalry, offices
"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
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Removed by an Industrial Crane
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"Sit down, Brad—I've got some character-building news for you."
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Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees
Tags:cubicles, bees, bee, hive, hives, hive mind, hivemind, hiveminds, queen bee, queen bees, executive, executives, imagery, metaphor, metaphors, business management, manager, managers, management, cubicle, cubicles, drone, drones, office drones, office drone, worker bee, worker bees, hex, hexes, hexagon, hexagons, beehive, morphic, morphing, morphs, comment, commentary, critique, modern, modern life, modern world, capitalism, capitalist, worker bees, hierarchy, hierarchical, office planning, floorplan, floor plan, floor plans, floorplans
"This is where things started getting really weird."
Tags:profit, profitable, profitability, chart, charts, graph, graphs, graphics, line graph, statistics, statistic, businessmen, meeting, board meeting, meetings, meeting room, exec, executive, executives, annual report, report, fiscal, fiscal year, prediction, model, modelling, incompetent, incompetence, financial, financial modelling, financial model, financial models, fiscal report, accounting, accounts, boardroom, business management, management
"Well, then, it's unanimous."
Tags:gender issues, gender discrimination, business meeting, business meetings, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, board meeting, board meetings, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, metoo, #metoo, metoo movement, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, business management, executive, executives, manager, managers, vote, voting, majority, majorities, unanimous vote, unanimous votes
Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits
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'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'
"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."
Tags:takeover, takeovers, business takeover, business takeovers, reputation, reputations, untainted reputation, untainted reputations, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, corrupt, corruptions, business management, flatter, flattering, flatterer, suck up, compliment, compliments, yes man, yes men
"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"
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"It's way too cerebral. What were you thinking?"
"My human majored in 'business' management."
'Now, Dan, we're all equals here. Have a seat.'
'I don't enjoy being an unreasonable tyrant, Gregg, but it works.'
"Talk about push, intrusive management! Yesterday the boss asked me what I actually do here!"
Filing cabinet has compost in bottom drawer. Man says: 'It's part of our new green-office initiative.'
'I don't like to say this in front of outsiders, but I feel out of my depth in honey management.'
'Get me the latest figures on absenteeism, Miss Hughes...Miss Hughes...Miss Hughes...'
"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided."
'I didn't know 'Businessish Management' was something you could get a degree in.'
The MBA Draft
"People, it's a two-year project! That means we have 23 months to goof-off until we put something together!"
Does your accountant understand your business?...Margins would be better if we replaced the 16 valve high pressure zetec hybrid engine with some elastic band and string