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'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'
"Frankly, I feel we can learn much from China. For example, restoring dignity to the concept of menial labor."
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"Cosgrove, why don't you tell us what you did on your summer vacation while your department fell into disarray and your projections proved to be woefully inaccurate."
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'Find out what he's up to.'
'We reorganized so many times we are now one of our own subsidiaries.'
'I need a tool to measure productivity.'
"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."
"As far as I know, mine is the only job he's created."
'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '
'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'
"First we get a bunch of cows."
'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'
Failed business ventures.
'We manufacture micro computing devices. We're looking to hire a director of research that can anticipate the next small thing.'
'Man, I need to update my business.'
'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'
'No wonder the company is in trouble!'
'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'
'I'm looking for a go-getter, with management experience. I want the new hire to change the way we do business by transforming our organization into a leaner meaner machine. I don't want anything to go into effect until I retire.'
'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ferguson - Pick a number between one and ten.'
'Oh sure, that's easy with no overhead.'
'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'
'Everything is in the Cloud.'
'I know you want financial certainty for your business. Here it is, your business is certain to fail.'
Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!