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Change Management: Here There,,,'We thought we'd put in the detail later,'
'Product diversification, I like that.'
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'
"Cosgrove, why don't you tell us what you did on your summer vacation while your department fell into disarray and your projections proved to be woefully inaccurate."
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Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.
"Damn, I think I ate Plan B."
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'We had a group think about implementing paradigm shifting re-prioritisations of our inward facing media strategy in order to enhance our communication with the average man on the street.'
'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'
'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'
'You've got to give it to Jim...He's not one to let new business go lightly.'
'I thought you could help me fill in the details.'
'When we talked about changing the firms image I was thinking more about a new letterhead.'
"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."
We thought we'd put in the detail later.
'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'
"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."
'Unfortunately our policy initiative of a '360' degree client facing strategic realignment of core structural...'
'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'
'So it's decided - we'll put the clocks back 5 years and everything will be fine again.'
'Executive Fitness Plan'
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'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'
'I used to provide capital for business startups. Here's my card. I'm an angel investor.'
'To sum up, today's business world can be divided into 2 categories: companies that get it, and companies that don't!' 'Get what?' 'Make that 3 categories.'
Denial as a form of corporate negotiation.