Business School Cartoons and Comics

Going out of business...

"… and then I made a life altering decision. I decided to leave the Wharton School of Business and become a homeless person."

'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'

"Not to toot my own horn, but I was doing time for stock manipulation when you were still in business school."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"The things we know, they don't teach in business school.''

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

College of Business Administration Golfers

"When I was in business school, at the first big snowfall we'd all go out and make a snowman."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Atilla the Hun's Business School

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

Class, you see the frequency of delegating responsibility increases in direct relation to the proximity of afternoon golf tee-off time.

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'The Musical School & the Business School jointly present a workshop on: 'Corporate Whistle Blowing'.'

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

"You could simplify the process and buy into a Mutual Fund."

'I'm learning a lot here. I've already learned this place is a scam.'

'Spin that to half-full.'

'The business school production of Hamlet: Act V, Scene IV...'

Business 101

"Someday a prestigious business school will erect a statue in his honor."

'Does business school have a football team, Dad?'

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

'Your problem does ring a bell. Unfortunately, it also makes me salivate wildly and obsess over lunch.'