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'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'
Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'
'Product diversification, I like that.'
'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'
'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
"My new marketing strategy is to sell stuff to you two."
Yes, Mr Jones, this is the right meeting room for the SWOT analysis.
Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.
'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'
'We had a group think about implementing paradigm shifting re-prioritisations of our inward facing media strategy in order to enhance our communication with the average man on the street.'
'You've got to give it to Jim...He's not one to let new business go lightly.'
'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'
'I thought you could help me fill in the details.'
"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
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'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'
"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."
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'The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that can convert hindsight into foresight.'
"The nationwide recall and the class action lawsuits have established brand recognition for us."
"First we get a bunch of cows."
'We manufacture micro computing devices. We're looking to hire a director of research that can anticipate the next small thing.'
Failed business ventures.
Eventually they found someone to do the math, and because nothing added up, they went out of business.
'Man, I need to update my business.'