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'Implementing these changes won't be easy. We're pretty set in doing things the wrong way.'
"I didn't call a masseuse but if one Happens by send her right in."
"I always cry at mergers."
Tags:business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, employee, employees, worker, workers, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, consolidation, consolidations, merger, mergers, cry, crying, wedding, weddings, union, unions, ceremony, ceremonies, emotional, office, offices, office life
"Could you give me a moment> I just had nine puppies."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mom, moms, sexist, glass ceiling the glass ceiling, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, child birth, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen
"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
Tags:leaving for work, going to work, getting dressed, getting ready, morning, mornings, fashion, style, suit, suits, clothes, clothing, woman, women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, female empowerment, working woman, working women, househusband, househusbands, job, jobs, work, working, career, careers, business, breadwinner, breadwinners, modern life, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, businessman, businessmen
"Congratulations. We verbed three new words this week."
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
"...and it was at this point that I started taking better care of myself."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, working woman, working women, career woman, career women, meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, chart, charts, graph, graphics, trend, trends, presenter, presenters, bad presentation, bad presentations, bad presenter, bad presenters, life story, life stories, taking care, self-care, personal care, off topic, off-topic, office, offices, office life
"We could put more thought into this. The problem is it would still be us doing the thinking."
"Every decision we made was legal, ethical and stupid."
"We don't require you to suffer fools gladly, but it's very strongly encouraged."
"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."
Tags:wool, sheep, sheep, floss, flossing, dental floss, dental hygiene, animal product, animal products, wool production, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, business minded, business minded, get ahead, getting ahead, gap in the market, gaps in the market, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, shepherd, shepherds
"Why does it always have to represent something?"
Tags:meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting room, meeting rooms, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, presenter, presenters, chart, charts, graph, graphs, statistics, numbers, line, lines, pointless, useless, meaningless, art, modern art, abstract, artistic, represent, representation, representative, office, offices, office life, executive, executives
"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."
A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."
Tags:business, businesswoman, businesswomen, career woman, career women, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, desk, desks, nameplate, nameplates, queen, queens, queen of the jungle, corporate, corporate jungle, jungle, jungles, females, woman, women
"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."
Tags:dates, date, schedule, schedules, busy, business woman, bad relationship, bad relationships, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, reject, rejects, rejected, rejection business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, couple, couples
"Sorry - we require at least three fake references."
"We were hoping that you could work from work today."
Tags:work, working, worker, workers, job, jobs, career, careers, office, office, office life, workplace, workplaces, business, businesswoman, sick, ill, absent, employee, employer, employees, employer, work remotely, working remotely, telecommute, telecommuting, remote work, work from home, work from work, home office, in-office, in office, call-in, calling-in, call in, calling in, manager, managers, management, modern life, coronavirus, pandemic, epidemic, recovery, recoveries, recovering
"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
Tags:fetch, fetches, fetching, hubcap, hubcaps, dog, dogs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, retailer, retailers, collector, collectors, collection, collections, making money, businessman, businesswoman, take advantage, taking advantage, speedbump, speed bumps, speed bump, pothole, potholes, rough road, rough roads, road, roads, road repair, road repairs
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
Tags:lunch, lunch break, hungry, hunger, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, raise your hand, question, questions, boss, bosses, food, foods, snack, snacks, coworker, coworkers, irrelevant, business, businesses, business meeting, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, manager, managers, management, white collar, businesswoman, businesswomen, corporate, corporation, company, companies
"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, assassin, assassins, bodyguards, bodyguard, mercenary, mercenaries, business, businesses, executive, executives, businesswoman, businesswomen, politics, political, job, jobs, work, worker, workers, employment, career, careers
'Somehow, with the world the way it is, calling a conference room where we decide whether our logo should be square or rectangular 'the war room' seems a tad. . .'
"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."
Tags:meeting, meetings, speaker phone, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners
"It's been moved and seconded, Cartwright, that we clap if we believe in fairies."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, businesswoman, businesswomen, meeting, meetings, majority rules, fairies, fairy, pixie, pixies, magic, magical, tinkerbell effect, clap if you believe, believe, believing, believable, fantasy, literature, literacy, literary, book, books, writer, writers, writing, character, characters
"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
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