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"Are you busy or are you at work?"
"Ah, J.T.—just the man I was looking for."
"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."
Tags:black humour, dark humour, deathbed, on your deathbed, busy, business, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, phonecall, phonecalls, end of life, dying, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
Al by Jud Johnson
"I don't get it. We hunt. We gather. When do you find the time to accessorize?"
Tags:hunter gatherer, hunter gatherers, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, gather, gathers, gathering, gatherer, gatherers, busy, busyness, time consuming, free time, no free time, accessorize, accessorise, accessorizing, accessorising, accessory, accessories, fashion, trend setter, trend setters, caveman, cavemen, prehistoric man, paleolithic man, stone age man
"Darling, I'm going to put you on hold, which means I'm crazy about you and can't bear to let you go."
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, business men, busy, too busy, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, put on hold, being put on hold, rude, occupied, preoccupied, can't reply, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, meaning, means, crazy, unreachable, unattainable, inaccessible, priority, prioritising, priorities, comfort, comforting
"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."
Tags:dates, date, schedule, schedules, busy, business woman, bad relationship, bad relationships, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, reject, rejects, rejected, rejection business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, couple, couples
"Can he call you back? He's writing a property."
Tags:writer, writers, famous writer, famous writers, famous author, famous authors, author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, busy, busy message, busy messages, take a message, takes a message, phone message, phone messages, call back, calls back, calling back, rich, riches, professional author, professional authors
"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."
Tags:list, lists, checkbox, cross off, crossing off, itinerary, itineraries, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacationing, panic, panics, panicking, last-minute panic, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, freak out, freaks out, freaking out, busy, worry, worries, worrying, anxiety, anxieties, organize, organized, organise, organised, organisation, organization, type a, type a personality, type a personalities
"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."
Tags:christmas, christmas day, hectic, schedule, schedules, scheduling, holiday stress, overworked, christmas shopping, gift, gifts, present, presents, stressful, stress, stresses, stressor, stressors, xmas, x-mas, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, get back to you, call back, calling back, phone call, phone calls, busy, busy schedule, busy schedules, child, children, lack of perspective
"You're amazing! Where do you even find the time to shave your legs?"
'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'
There once was a person who planted a seed
"Some days I don't know If I'm coming or going."
"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."
Tags:friend, friends, help, helping, phonecall, phonecalls, phone call, phone calls, drama, dramatic, dramatics, busy, business, short of time, melodrama, histrionic, histrionics, support, supporting, emotional support, supporting a friend, insensitive, insensitivity, emotional issue, emotional issues
Multitasking gone mad.
"Pull anybody out yet?"
Tags:seaside, seaside holiday, seaside holidays, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, holiday makers, holiday maker, lifeguard, lifeguards, busy beach, packed beach, crowded beach, busy, packed, crowded, over crowded, vintage, vintage swimsuits, vintage beach scene, 1940s, 1940s beach scene, save from drowning, pull out of sea, rescue, rescues, rescuing
'It's a GPS for busy teachers. It tells you whether you're going or coming.'
"You're on our 'to do' list."
Tags:couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, companion, companions, plan, planned, planning, plans, to do, to do list, to-do, to-do list, lists, productivity, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, catch up, catch-up, swinging, schedule, schedules, visit, visiting, visits, modern, modern life, modern world, busy, poly, polyamory, poly-amorous
"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, absent father, absent fathers, absent, absent dad, absent dads, dad, dads, mother, mothers, mum, mums, mom, moms, single mother, simgle mothers, single mom, single moms, single mum, single mums, imagine, imagination, imagines, imaginations, busy, busied, occupied, occupy, occupies, occupying, figment of one's imagination, figment of ones imagination, child, children, single parent, single parents, workaholic, workaholics, not bothered, unbothered, not bother
'We're running a bit behind, so I'm going to take whichever of you screams in agony the loudest.'
"While we've got the chance, Dad, we'd like to thank you for these little glimpses of you we've had through the years!"
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, absent, missing, work-a-holic, work-a-holics, overtime, working overtime, busy, too busy, work, working, job, jobs, career, career choices, family, families, broken family, broken families, money, rich, riches, money can't buy happiness, money vs. family, divorce, divorced, separate, separated, split, non-custodial, custody, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, limo, limos, limousine, limousines
"Sorry, not tonight. I'm busy social distancing."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, deserted, isolated, isolation, self isolation, social isolation, castaway, castaways, stranded, rain check, rain checks, busy, social distancing, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
Tags:doodle, doodles, doodling, skive, skives, skiving, timewasting, time wasting, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, work day, work days, working day, working days, pen, pens, pencil, pencils, busy, busy day, busy days, kvetch, kvetches, kvetching, moans, moaning, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, after work, office supplies