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'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'
'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''
"I'm really behind on all my living."
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I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?
"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"
"I think Mom needs a tune-up."
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Hourglass depicting what time really means.
'My fat is like a disgruntled ex-employee.'
How real people find the time to workout.
"I feel like I have nine lives, but I'm living them concurrently."
Business woman sees a sign in the window of 'Keeping Tabs' personal assistant : Busy? you can count on us!
Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.
'Hello mom. How are you? I'm very busy at work. This just a courtesy call.'
"First break since 2008."
"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."
'Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...wait, I can squeeze in playing with a catnip toy around 2:30.'
"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"
'After you finish the dishes, we can start those three work projects, try to meet new husbands, haven even more children, torture ourselves for our inadequacy...and then relax.'
"A funeral service? Net week? Sorry, I'm way too busy and my diary is full. If only you'd asked me four months ago!"
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'Between football, basketball, and track, out moms do more running around than we do.'
'Phone calls will have to suffice. My Facetime is booked solid for 3 months.'