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'50% off to all vegans.'
"It's been awful for business, Mrs. Schultz, but it was Charlie's last wish."
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At the Cannibal Butcher Shop...
A woman in a butcher shop spots a map of human anatomy on the wall.
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A meat counter is divided between 'Delicious,' 'Not bad,' and 'Edible.'"
A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'
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'If your mother asks, it's water buffalo.'
"I may have gone disco, Mrs. Mullins, but that doesn't mean my meats are no longer choice lean cuts competitively priced for today's cost-conscious consumer."
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The pecking order stops here.
"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"
Little Bo Peep looks in butcher shop door.
Meat is murder
"Please stick on a piece of lamb, then some green pepper, then some more lamb."
Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.
"Do you keep dripping?"
'I recently became a veggie.'
'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'
'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'
'Harry J. liked his work best whenever he could be all by himself behind the counter.'
'Cut, cut, cut ... I feel like I'm working in a butcher shop.'
'What would you like to eat with your book tonight?'
A smiling butcher with stripy apron and cleaver
'Mom, dad - this is the guy I want to spend my life with until the butcher will separate us.'
'Chicken lay eggs, right? Well, does cows lay steaks?'
'Recession or not - it's still an arm and a leg!'