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"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."
This is Arron Aaberg...He's a simple man who enjoys peace and quiet....he gets butt dialed every 4 minutes.
If God had accidentally & simultaneously butt-dialed everyone in California
Austin gets butt dialed.
'No, Watson...I did not butt-dial you!'
"I suspect you do a lot of butt dialing."
"Butt dialed? Seriously? You don't have any back pockets."
"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."
"Just curious, Edward. Have you ever butt dialed another woman?"
"My son finally called me. But it was a pocket dialing."
National Butt-Dial Day
"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."
"I haven't made the mistake of butt dialing since I crushed my last phone."
"Disregard that last notice from my management app. I accidentally butt-fired you."