Butt Kissing Cartoons and Comics

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

'We can help you make ends meet.'

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

"So...you can't stand me and you want to go work for the Pope?" "Yep...only he expects me to kiss his ring."

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

'I'm sick of being treated like a human around here! Instead of sniffing butt, I have to kiss it.'

'What are you doing?' - 'Practising my application for a pay rise.'

'I didn't get the raise... but I don't have to laugh at his jokes anymore.'

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

The March to the Top

'Did I hear you correctly? Did I just hear my yes man say 'No'?!'

"You backed the resolution to continue to pay outrageous bonuses, I see."

"This position is for the assistant to the CEO. Do you have much experience in ass kissing?"