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"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
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"The Toast Whisperer"
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Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.
"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'
"We met over the holidays."
"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."
"I'm headed for the artificial butters. You?"
"And could I have a small diet soda please."
'You're going to get baked out there. At least put on some butter or sour cream.'
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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"Hon, where's the butter?"
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"Oh, she's just having another meltdown."
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'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'
"...You're featured as a full-page spread."
Male Optometrist Test: "How's that? 'Butter' yes? 'Butter' no?"
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The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.
'Do I like butter? I AM BUTTER!'
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Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
Pump with 'I can't believe it's not bitter'. 'It's our new non-alcoholic beer.'
Thank goodness for the little Dutch Boy.
'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'
'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'