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"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers
Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.
"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."
"I'm headed for the artificial butters. You?"
"Oh, she's just having another meltdown."
Tags:meltdown, meltdowns, butter, butters, butter stick, butter sticks, baby, babies, childcare, child care, child-care, newborn, newborns, new parent, new parents, new baby, new babies, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, tantrum, tantrums, melting butter, melted butter
"...You're featured as a full-page spread."
'Do I like butter? I AM BUTTER!'
'Sure is a fancy spread you've got out here.'
"It doesn't matter which side you butter your bread so long as you eat both sides."
'Er! I can't butter its not er, believe.'
Look, I know butter, and butter does not 'fly.'
Love is blind, but it's not deaf... it just doesn't listen.
'You better put on some lotion.'
'I can't believe it's not butter!'
'I can't believe it's not Buddha.'
'That's an ancestor of mine with her cool aerobics machine that also churned butter!'
'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'
Joan knew which side of her bread was buttered...
'It's middle age spread.' 'I can't believe I'm not thinner.'
James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.
A planet like ours - "...butter side again..."
'Middle aged spread'
"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"
Tags:chef, chefs, pastry chef, pastry chefs, pastry, pastries, cook, cooks, restaurateur, restaurateurs, butter, butters, stick of butter, domestic, domestics, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, marriage spats, married life, married couple, nag, nags, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving
Bread and Butter
"Man does not live by bread alone. Man has been eating a great deal of butter."